I was watching DVDs tonight. First I watched the last two episodes of People Like Is which featured a brief appearance by Tamsin Greig. Then I watched Factory Girl and found it hard to sympathise with the protagonist who apparently didn’t think for herself once during the entire film. Then I watched Flash Gordon which unexpectedly featured Brian Blessed and Timothy Dalton. Then I watched the first ten minutes of Flesh Gordon which is like a pornographic parody of Flash Gordon. It was the first porn film I tried to watch and will probably be the last. My god the writing and acting were dire.

Hang on, Flesh Gordon was made six years before Flash Gordon. How does that work?