I’ve been watching Blakes 7. They’re up to Blakes 5 so far. They’ll never save the universe with Blakes 5. They need to pick up their game!

I just got an email from Lulu advertising their promotions. Apparently if I pay them $50 they’ll attract 100 people to my book. But since I’ve had 140 hits so far and only two books have been sold, I really think I’d be throwing money into a great big black hole of doom. Thanks but no thanks, Lulu. I can make a neat Flash game for free and it’ll be at least 102% as effective.

Dorothy Gambrell-style lolcat.