I think I may have developed internetphobia at some point. Today I found out that I own a transformer that no one else in the world can buy for another couple of months, and yet I can’t go into a transformers forum and gloat about it, even though this is the only possible course of action I can take. I just really, really don’t like interacting with random anonymous people on the internet. I knew I had a problem when I found it hard to continue writing Subcutaneous when someone made a positive comment about my work, but I didn’t realise it was this bad. How can someone not gloat when they own a toy before anyone else in the world does?